TEST DRIVE at 5 am because i make good decisions with my life

[crownofiron]

PROMPTS??

1: Somehow you've been transported to some medieval kingdom in god knows where. Welcome to Glandol where our incest and crazies go hand-in-hand.

2: OR this uptight looking guy is just suddenly where you are. Looking pretty damn confused and like he just stepped out of a renaissance fair. Don't worry, at least he's just the asshole and not the crazy asshole.

3: MAKE UP YOUR OWN?

Here's some prompts idk???

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[ephedra]

Fine, fiiiine...

[laaaazily gets out of the chair. at least enough to just sit on the arm of it.]

I'll do enough work when it's dinner time.

[crownofiron]

So you remind me, constantly. I never forced you to be my poison tester.

[And he'll just take his seat now and resume largely pretending you're not there.]

[ephedra]

But you'd never trust any other, would you?

[crownofiron]

[... yeah, that only gets a look.]

Did you just come here to aggravate me? Not all of us have so much free time.

[ephedra]

I could direct your studies instead, if you like.

[crownofiron]

I don't know why you even bother to ask. Sooner or later you'll find my efforts alone not good enough.

[ephedra]

Well, you do tend to screw up, don't you? Practice, practice, practice, Hal.

[crownofiron]

[Woops, his hand slips and the biggest book on herbology they own gets sent flying towards Mao's head.]

I don't want to hear it!

[ephedra]

[ducks! how rude]

Displays of temper won't help you in front of other royalty either.

[crownofiron]

[Looks like he wants to argue-- but then just... sighs, frustrated.]

I know that.

[ephedra]

Then learn to control them. Honestly, you're way behind where you should be at this point. It's more than embarrassment at stake.

[crownofiron]

I know that.

[Repeats, exasperated. You don't have to keep reminding him...]

So what do you suggest?

[ephedra]

[Yes he does!]

Hmm...

[Goes to the shelves, selecting a few books and bringing them back to sit down in front of him.]

Start with these for now.

[idk some sort of political and geographical texts have fun]

[crownofiron]

[He takes the books and glances at the covers before flipping through the pages with a critical frown.]

I've memorized these already.