TEST DRIVE at 5 am because i make good decisions with my life

PROMPTS??

1: Somehow you've been transported to some medieval kingdom in god knows where. Welcome to Glandol where our incest and crazies go hand-in-hand.

2: OR this uptight looking guy is just suddenly where you are. Looking pretty damn confused and like he just stepped out of a renaissance fair. Don't worry, at least he's just the asshole and not the crazy asshole.

3: MAKE UP YOUR OWN?

Here's some prompts idk???